Anxiously Faithful

mormoncenteredthought:

“I Knew I’d Found the Right One”

My sweet Frances had a terrible fall a few years ago. She went to the hospital. She lay in a coma for about 18 days. I sat by her side. She never moved a muscle. The children cried, the grandchildren cried, and I wept. Not a movement.

And then one day, she opened her eyes. I set a speed record in getting to her side. I gave her a kiss and a hug, and I said, ‘You’re back. I love you.’ And she said, ‘I love you, too, Tom, but we’re in serious trouble.’ I thought, What do you know about trouble, Frances? She said, ‘I forgot to mail in our fourth-quarter income tax payment.’

I said to her, ‘Frances, if you had said that before you extended a kiss to me and told me you love me, I might have left you here.’

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fawksman:

starksmash:

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

oh my

i dunt see it

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WHATTHE HELL.

…You had my curiosity…

[After]

WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!

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WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!

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toujoursvouloir:

toujoursvouloir:

SO I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO ONE OF THESE GIVEAWAY THINGIES!!!!1!

It’s nothing fancy, but I went to the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City for the first time in my whole entire life this past Friday, and it was glorious. I was really excited to see the Punk: Chaos to Couture exhibit because I’d seen so much about it on tumblr. The exhibit itself was actually really cool and interesting, and although I feel as though the memorabilia in the gift shop could’ve been a little ~cooler~ and more ~imaginative~, and perhaps a tad ~cheaper~, I did snag myself a sweet t-shirt and this set of badass postcards with you guys in mind.

SO, this is how we gonna do it:

•reblog this post
•that’s all
•just reblog it

I’ll randomly select 10 people to send a postcard to this upcoming Sunday, May 19, 2013. If you’re chosen, I’ll announce it here and message you for your address. I hope you won’t mind whatever dorky thing I decide to write to you!

REBLOG TO WIN~~~~

xoxo

LISTEN BITCHES I’M TRYNA SEND U A POSTCARD

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tifferini:

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D - Official Trailer (x)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WAIT! WAIT! SO WE’RE ACTUALLY GETTING A MOVIE WHERE COULSON IS THE FUCKING MAIN HERO?!?

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paragonpostcards:

Literally the American employment system.

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